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THIS WEBSITE IS LOUD
TURN UR VOLUME UP 🔊

by entering u agree that nil's larp knows no bounds

🚧 THIS SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1998 🚧 BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR 4.0 AT 800x600 🚧

NIL PATEL
FAN CLUB

✨ the internet's #1 (only) nil patel website ✨

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🏆 HALL OF SHAME 🏆

he does not know about this site yet

WANTED

DEAD OR ALIVE (HE'D PREFER ALIVE)

Wanted poster photo

aka "NPat", "short guy with fluffy hair", "papersand", "krickland", "gujju"

WANTED FOR:

taking the aux every single time
still defending drake in 2026 (larp fan fr)
touching the freshmen every chance he gets
karaoke (violent)
every single photo on this website
saying "lowkey" like 400 times at one dinner
"i'll sleep when the washer's done" bro idk how long ur wash takes

REWARD: $4 AND A CHIPOTLE GIFT CARD W LIKE $2 ON IT

do not approach. he WILL steal ur money (gujju fr)

💬 TESTIMONIALS 💬

real quotes from real people (probably)

"he owes me $14"- literally everyone

"sat next to him on the train once. never again"- some guy

"he took the mic and didnt give it back for 40 min"- karaoke night survivor

"he eats nothing except plain tofu. PLAIN."- a concerned friend

"why is he always so close to the camera"- his mom

"i clicked learn more and learned a lot actually"- u, in like 5 seconds

❓ FAQ ❓

Q: is he ok: no
Q: does nil know about this site: he does now lmao
Q: why does every pic look like that: we've been asking for years
Q: is he a drake fan: unfortunately. we tried everything
Q: can i unsee these: no 💀
Q: how do i learn more: bro the button is HUGE. fine here